Funny Christmas Carols Lyrics

Funny Xmas Carol Lyrics


Funny Christmas Carols are not a new invention. Humor spices up one’s life and soul. It provides a welcome respite from the routine, mundane drudgery that we are required to go through at every step of our life. The popularity of funny carols can be single-handedly attributed to the Television Parodies and Theatres who were the first ones who dared to drift into the domain of experimentation.

I'll be Cloned for Christmas

Funny Xmas Carols by D M Goldstein

I'll be Cloned for Christmas,
There’ll be three of me;
One to Work, and One to Shop,
And One just for Parties.

Christmas Eve, I'm certain,
I won't be alone;
I'll be home for Christmas,
Or else I'll send a Clone!



Holly Jolly Christmas
Funny Carol by Johnny Marks 1962

Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
It's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow,
but have a cup of cheer.
Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
And when you walk down the street
Say Hello to friends you know
and everyone you meet.

Oh, ho, the mistletoe
hung where you can see;
Somebody waits for you;
Kiss her once for me.
Have a holly jolly Christmas,
and in case you didn't hear,
Oh by golly, have a holly,
jolly Christmas this year.


All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
Funny Xmas Carols

Every body stops
and stares at me
These two teeth are
gone as you can see
I don't know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."
It seems so long since I could say,
"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"
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