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Funny Xmas Carol LyricsI'll be Cloned for Christmas Funny Xmas Carols by D M Goldstein I'll be Cloned for Christmas, There’ll be three of me; One to Work, and One to Shop, And One just for Parties. Christmas Eve, I'm certain, I won't be alone; I'll be home for Christmas, Or else I'll send a Clone! Holly Jolly Christmas Funny Carol by Johnny Marks 1962 Have a holly, jolly Christmas; It's the best time of the year I don't know if there'll be snow, but have a cup of cheer. Have a holly, jolly Christmas; And when you walk down the street Say Hello to friends you know and everyone you meet. Oh, ho, the mistletoe hung where you can see; Somebody waits for you; Kiss her once for me. Have a holly jolly Christmas, and in case you didn't hear, Oh by golly, have a holly, jolly Christmas this year. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth Funny Xmas Carols Every body stops and stares at me These two teeth are gone as you can see I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe! But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be! All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth! Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth, then I could wish you "Merry Christmas." It seems so long since I could say, "Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!" Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be, if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh) All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth. Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth, then I could wish you "Merry Christmas!" |
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